A little bit of everthing!
I love Jennifer C!
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So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie
and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.
(via one-hamburger)
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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via one-hamburger)
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do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
we are too damn smart
(via one-hamburger)
